It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I don't regret anything. That's wasted energy."

"You want to know the meaning of life? It's whatever you make it."

"I'm a man of action, not words. Mostly."

"The problem with the system is that it wasn't built by me."

"I've seen trends come and go. I'm timeless."

"You gotta know your worth in this world."

"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right more often than I'm wrong."

"The best investment is the one in yourself."

"I've got layers to me, like an onion. Ugly on the outside."

"Innovation is just doing old things in weird new ways."

"I'm a natural leader because I don't care what people think."

"You can't put a value on experience. But I've tried."

"I've been to hell and back, and I lived to tell about it."

"The secret to anything is confidence. Fake it till you make it."

"I'm not old. I'm vintage."

"Respect is earned, not given. I've earned mine a thousand times over."

"I've got style, grace, and a five-star presence."

"You want success? You gotta be willing to get your hands dirty."

"I'm a champion, and champions do what they gotta do."

"The world doesn't owe you anything. That's lesson one."

"I didn't get where I am by being honest all the time."

"People are predictable if you know what to look for."

"I've got more experience than a lifetime of studying could give you."

"You gotta know when to quit and when to double down."

"I'm not angry, I'm just passionate about things."

"The younger generation doesn't understand sacrifice."

"I've reinvented myself more times than I can count."

"Life's too short to spend it doing things you hate."

"I'm a man of principle, as long as the price is right."

"You can't trust anybody these days. That's just the way it is."