It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I've learned that patience is a virtue I don't have."

"The family that hustles together, stays together."

"Hope is a dangerous thing. It can set you up for disappointment."

"I'm not getting any younger, and neither are you."

"You can't put a price on friendship, but you sure can try."

"I've got more street smarts than anyone I know."

"A man's word is his bond. That's something people don't understand anymore."

"Change is inevitable, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."

"You gotta believe in yourself, even when nobody else does."

"I've been around the block a few times. I know how things work."

"The key to happiness is knowing what you want and going after it."

"I'm not afraid of death. I've made peace with it."

"Freedom means doing whatever the hell you want, whenever you want."

"Music soothes the savage beast, or so they say."

"I didn't survive this long by being nice to people."

"You want to know the truth? The truth is whatever you make it to be."

"Time is money, and I'm not wasting either one."

"I've seen things that would make your head spin, kid."

"The problem with people today is they don't appreciate the classics anymore."

"I don't need anyone's approval. I know what I'm worth."

"Love is a beautiful thing, but it's also dangerous as hell."

"You gotta be willing to take risks if you want to get ahead in this world."

"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I've learned from every single one."

"These young bucks don't understand the value of hard work and determination."

"The key to success is knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."

"I'm a five-star man, and I deserve respect."

"Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet, if you know what I mean."

"I didn't get into this business to make friends. I got into it to make money."

"You see, that's the thing about life - you gotta take what you can get."

"I am a man of science, and I'm telling you, that's not how the human body works."