It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I've got the answers, people just don't want to hear them."

"Money talks, and mine's got plenty to say."

"I'm not lazy. I'm strategically inactive."

"The problem with leadership is everyone wants to be in charge."

"Kindness is something I reserve for people who deserve it."

"I've seen empires rise and fall. It's all the same game."

"You gotta learn the rules before you can break them effectively."

"I'm a five-star man, and don't you forget it."

"Humor is the best medicine, except when actual medicine is needed."

"I don't have dreams. I have plans."

"Beauty fades, but a good hustle lasts forever."

"Solitude is underrated. Sometimes you just need to be alone."

"Relationships are complicated. Avoid them if you can."

"I'm an inspiration to everyone around me, whether they know it or not."

"Motivation comes from within. Nobody can give it to you."

"War is hell, but it builds character."

"Politics is a dirty game, but somebody's gotta play it."

"Philosophy is just a bunch of smart people arguing about nothing."

"History repeats itself because people never learn."

"Technology is ruining everything, if you ask me."

"Imagination is the only limit to what you can achieve."

"Adventure is out there, if you're brave enough to find it."

"Health is wealth, and I'm investing in myself."

"Power corrupts, but absolute power makes you awesome."

"Fear is something you overcome by facing it head-on."

"I've got the strength of ten men, and I'm only getting started."

"Justice isn't about what's right. It's about who's got the power."

"I'm a creative genius in my own right."

"Gratitude is something I practice every single day."

"You want to know the secret to life? Adapt or die."