Parks and Recreation

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Quotes from Parks and Recreation

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"The meaning of life? Parties, my friend. Parties."
Jean-Ralphio Life
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"Destiny is a myth. Destiny is showing up to a party by accident."
Jean-Ralphio Dreams
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"Every problem can be solved with a good time."
Jean-Ralphio Humor
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"Innovation is doing the same thing but with more style."
Jean-Ralphio Creativity
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"The fountain of youth is just consistent partying."
Jean-Ralphio Health
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"Truth is subjective, especially after several drinks."
Jean-Ralphio Truth
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"A friend in need is a friend you shouldn't lend money to."
Jean-Ralphio Friendship
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"Leadership is getting other people to do crazy stuff with you."
Jean-Ralphio Leadership
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"The pursuit of happiness is like the pursuit of a good time—never ending."
Jean-Ralphio Happiness
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"My philosophy: if it feels good, do it. If it's illegal, do it faster."
Jean-Ralphio Philosophy
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"Wisdom is knowing when to leave the party before cops arrive."
Jean-Ralphio Wisdom
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"You can't put a price on fun. Trust me, I've tried."
Jean-Ralphio Money
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"Love at first sight is just attraction at first drink."
Jean-Ralphio Love
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"The best times in life are unplanned and poorly documented."
Jean-Ralphio Life
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"Adventure is my middle name. Literally, Jean Adventure Ralphio."
Jean-Ralphio Adventure
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"Imagination is the only limit, and I don't believe in limits."
Jean-Ralphio Imagination
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"Death is just nature's way of saying the party's over."
Jean-Ralphio Death
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"Beauty is temporary. Get it while you can."
Jean-Ralphio Beauty
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"Solitude is what happens when everyone's asleep and you're still going."
Jean-Ralphio Solitude
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"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, usually at a club."
Jean-Ralphio Inspiration
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"Motivation comes from knowing there's a party tonight."
Jean-Ralphio Motivation
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"War and peace? I just go where the party is."
Jean-Ralphio War
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"Politics doesn't matter when you're having fun."
Jean-Ralphio Politics
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"Literature is just words. Actions are louder."
Jean-Ralphio Literature
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"Philosophy? That's for people who can't party."
Jean-Ralphio Philosophy
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"History is made by people like me doing insane things."
Jean-Ralphio History
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"Technology is great when it gets you to the party faster."
Jean-Ralphio Technology
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"Patience is a virtue. Virtues are boring."
Jean-Ralphio Patience
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"Justice is getting revenge but making it look cool."
Jean-Ralphio Justice
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"Creativity means doing things nobody asked you to do at 2 AM."
Jean-Ralphio Creativity