Parks and Recreation

"The meaning of life? Parties, my friend. Parties."

"Destiny is a myth. Destiny is showing up to a party by accident."

"Every problem can be solved with a good time."

"Innovation is doing the same thing but with more style."

"The fountain of youth is just consistent partying."

"Truth is subjective, especially after several drinks."

"A friend in need is a friend you shouldn't lend money to."

"Leadership is getting other people to do crazy stuff with you."

"The pursuit of happiness is like the pursuit of a good time—never ending."

"My philosophy: if it feels good, do it. If it's illegal, do it faster."

"Wisdom is knowing when to leave the party before cops arrive."

"You can't put a price on fun. Trust me, I've tried."

"Love at first sight is just attraction at first drink."

"The best times in life are unplanned and poorly documented."

"Adventure is my middle name. Literally, Jean Adventure Ralphio."

"Imagination is the only limit, and I don't believe in limits."

"Death is just nature's way of saying the party's over."

"Beauty is temporary. Get it while you can."

"Solitude is what happens when everyone's asleep and you're still going."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, usually at a club."

"Motivation comes from knowing there's a party tonight."

"War and peace? I just go where the party is."

"Politics doesn't matter when you're having fun."

"Literature is just words. Actions are louder."

"Philosophy? That's for people who can't party."

"History is made by people like me doing insane things."

"Technology is great when it gets you to the party faster."

"Patience is a virtue. Virtues are boring."

"Justice is getting revenge but making it look cool."

"Creativity means doing things nobody asked you to do at 2 AM."