Parks and Recreation

"Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are."

"I'm a woman who knows what she wants, and what she wants is to help people."

"You have to believe in yourself when no one else does."

"I would do anything for my friends. Literally anything."

"There's nothing wrong with being excited about things. That's who I am."

"I believe in hard work. I believe in putting in the effort."

"Being optimistic is not about ignoring reality. It's about believing in possibilities."

"I'm like an elephant. I remember everything."

"Breakfast food is my favorite food group."

"I'm an adult. I don't have to eat my vegetables if I don't want to."

"My heart is literally in the right place, because it's in my chest, and my chest is literally my heart."

"I would rather die than spend another minute in this room."

"You can't make everyone happy. Sometimes your job is just to make people less sad."

"I want to be perfect, and I'm not going to stop until I am."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then find someone to give the lemonade to."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"I'm not crying. I'm just allergic to bad decisions."

"Treat yo'self! You deserve it. Every single one of you."

"I believe in putting your whole heart into everything you do, even if it's just organizing a binder system."

"Everything is fine and perfect and no one should be worried about anything ever."

"I'm treating myself like I would treat a best friend, and I'm going to give myself the same love and support I would give to anyone else."

"Beauty and brains - I have both in abundance."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you have a real disease."

"Dreams are just visions of my future awesomeness."

"Work is what you do when you can't think of anything fun."

"Leadership is easy when everyone wants to follow you."

"Faith in yourself is the most important faith of all."

"Music is the one language I speak fluently, along with awesomeness."

"Philosophy is just thinking about things I already know."

"History shows that I would have been great in any era."