Parks and Recreation

"Politics is the art of getting what you want."

"Health is wealth, which is why I'm rich in both."

"Justice is important, but so is looking good while seeking it."

"Creativity is just connecting dots that other people don't see."

"I'm grateful for every opportunity to be awesome."

"Strength is not about physical power - it's about determination."

"I'm not afraid of anything except clowns and germs."

"Nature is beautiful, unless it rains and gets your suit wet."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want, whenever I want."

"Peace comes from knowing you did your best."

"Music is the universal language of humanity."

"History is important because it helps us understand the present."

"I'm a people person. I love people. Especially people who like me."

"Adventure is out there, and I'm going to find it."

"I believe in being honest, authentic, and humble. Just kidding - I believe in being amazing."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"Patience is a virtue, and I have very few virtues."

"I like to think of myself as a good person."

"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."

"I have faith that everything will work out perfectly."

"It would be a dream come true to work in a place where you enjoy going to work."

"When faced with a crisis, I am a man of action. My actions are impressive and confusing."

"I believe in self-improvement. I've read every self-help book ever written."

"Everything is better with a suit on."

"I'll be honest with you - I'm kind of a big deal."

"Entertainment is my life and I'm very good at it."

"I want to apologize for never apologizing."

"Real talk, no paper talk."

"I invented the cones of uncertainty."

"If you want something, you have to be willing to work for it."