Parks and Recreation

"The best way to predict the future is to create it."

"Treat every day like you're going to spend it with the same person forever. Because one day, you will be."

"You make me want to be a better person and also a better government employee."

"I want to be around for the good stuff."

"Sometimes in life you don't always feel like a winner, but that doesn't mean you're not a winner."

"I've learned that friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's about who walked in to your life, said 'I'm here for you' and proved it."

"You're like an awesome present that I get to unwrap over and over again."

"Everything is the worst thing ever and I want to go to there."

"That's what I love about these people - they care. They actually care about something other than themselves."

"I believe in you so much right now."

"You are the human form of the colon portion of a smiley face."

"I'm treating this like it's the most important thing that's ever happened, because it is."

"I'm done with this conversation."

"You've wasted enough of my time."

"I don't work for people—people work for me."

"That's insufficient."

"I'm moving on to bigger and better things."

"Everything I touch turns to success."

"I appreciate loyalty and competence. You have neither."

"That's the kind of decision that separates winners from losers."

"You're making a huge mistake."

"I've invested in myself and it shows."

"This is exactly why I don't trust anyone."

"You should be thanking me."

"I'm too valuable to fire."

"Your loyalty means nothing to me."

"I know what I'm doing."

"That's exactly the kind of thinking that got us here."

"I'm the voice of reason around here."

"You really should have seen this coming."