Parks and Recreation

"This is beneath me."

"I've made some very powerful enemies."

"You're lucky I'm even talking to you."

"I'm always the smartest person in the room."

"When I want something, I get it."

"I don't have time for this nonsense."

"The world revolves around people like me."

"I have no patience for incompetence."

"Success looks good on me."

"If I wanted your opinion, I would ask for it."

"I'm not interested in your excuses."

"My word is bond."

"I've achieved everything I set out to achieve."

"This is exactly the kind of nonsense I don't have time for."

"I don't do compromises."

"You better have a good reason for wasting my time."

"I'm taking a stand on something I believe in."

"Life is too short to deal with pleasant people."

"I have demands and they will be met."

"If you're gonna work for me, you need to understand something: I don't accept mediocrity."

"My schedule is my schedule."

"I didn't get rich by being a good person."

"There's nothing I can't handle."

"I've been dealing with incompetence all day."

"You have some nerve showing up here."

"I take pride in my work, which is why I'm furious about half of it."

"If I had known this was going to happen, I would have done things differently."

"I trust no one."

"Breakfast food is the best food. My opinion will not be changed."

"I'm not going to sit here and wait for life to happen to me."