Parks and Recreation

"I have two jobs and I'm still overworked."

"Money is the best drug."

"I would rather eat a whole wheel of cheese alone in my room."

"You're gonna want to call someone. I'd call everyone."

"I demand the best and I get it."

"Crying just makes my face wet."

"Once I make a decision, I commit to it 100%."

"I'm not interested in caring about your problems."

"I don't believe in saying no."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I have a very strict regimen to maintain this physique."

"You are playing with fire here, and I'm a very flammable woman."

"I'm going to get what I want and it's going to be awesome."

"I'm always selfish. That's not new."

"Get some confidence, stupid."

"I have zero interest in your apology."

"Why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast food?"

"I'm not crying. I'm just sweating from my eyes."

"Treat yo' self."

"I believe in making the world a little better than you found it."

"The greatest gift we can give is our time and attention."

"I'm learning that love requires courage and vulnerability."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"I want to inspire people to be the best version of themselves."

"Patience with others is patience with ourselves."

"I believe in dreaming big and working hard to achieve those dreams."

"Health is the foundation for everything else in life."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy time for happiness."

"I'm grateful for people who believe in me when I doubt myself."

"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."