Peanuts

"I could have been a great doctor, but I didn't have the patients."

"Good grief, what a day."

"I'm not crabby, I'm just honest."

"You blockhead!"

"Five cents, please."

"I have a new philosophy: I only dread one day at a time."

"The world owes me a living."

"Rats! I can't believe I missed that one."

"Life is full of surprises, and most of them are unpleasant."

"I got a rock."

"I don't understand why life has to be so complicated."

"I suppose I should be grateful for what I have."

"I'm determined to change my ways."

"Why me?"

"I'll try harder next time."

"I think tomorrow is going to be a beautiful day."

"I'm a born loser."

"That's very kind of you to say."

"I'm going crazy."

"Good night, everybody."

"I've had it!"

"I think I understand now."

"You know what? I don't care."

"I have a strange feeling about this."

"I'm not good at anything."

"I wonder if I'll ever feel happy."

"I'm starting to feel better already."

"I think I see the light."

"I always get the short end of the stick."

"Someday I'll show everyone."