Peanuts

"I have very strong opinions about things I don't understand."

"Real estate and girls—that's what it's all about."

"I'm not in a bad mood, I'm in my normal mood."

"I demand to see your credentials before I believe anything."

"Why do birds have to sing so early in the morning?"

"If I ever become successful, I'll probably have to leave town."

"I'm the only one in this whole world who understands my problems."

"It's not enough to fail, one must fail in an interesting way."

"I could have had a future if I hadn't been born."

"I'd rather be a child and have someone take care of me."

"People are strange, don't you think? But not as strange as they should be."

"I take pride in my ability to be miserable."

"How can you talk about life when you're too busy living it?"

"I'm not conceited, I'm just accurate."

"You know what really matters in life? Having things exactly the way you want them."

"I have a reputation to maintain as someone who's hard to impress."

"That's like asking someone to enjoy a root canal without laughing."

"Someday I'll have a chance to be something great."

"I believe in love and truth and beauty."

"I could be a much nicer person if everyone else would just improve."

"I think my life has become one long documentary on the nature of suffering."

"What would happen if we all wanted to be happy?"

"I once considered becoming a brain surgeon, but I wanted to maintain my ignorance."

"Why is it that life is so complicated and everyone is so stupid?"

"I'm trying to improve myself, but I keep getting in my own way."

"Two kinds of people exist: those who like me, and those who make mistakes."

"I have very sophisticated taste in music, and in everything else."

"The world has been known to disappoint me."

"I prefer to think of myself as right rather than reasonable."

"Success doesn't interest me nearly as much as sleeping does."