Peanuts

"How can I be expected to remember something that happened ten minutes ago?"

"I'm convinced that my stomach is trying to tell me something."

"When you're right, you're right."

"Beware of people who have nothing to lose."

"The world is against me."

"I have to live with myself."

"It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game."

"I can't stand it. I just can't stand it."

"Can you imagine what my life is going to be like as an adult?"

"I'm in love! I'm in love with the Little Red-Haired Girl!"

"No man can be called happy until he is dead."

"I'm the greatest hockey player in the world!"

"Five cents, please!"

"I have to admit, there are some very nice people in the world."

"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am."

"The person who said nothing is impossible never tried to hammer a nail with a banana."

"I just can't stand losing."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"I've never been confident about anything in my life."

"The only way to win is not to lose."

"Is it possible to fail a test you didn't study for?"

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask myself, 'Where have I gone wrong?'"

"Sure, I can forgive, but I can't forget."

"I think I'm dying."

"Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything."

"I'm on my way to becoming a complete failure."

"It's not fair! It's just not fair!"

"I've developed a new philosophy: only do what comes naturally."

"There's no place like home."

"My stomach hurts, but I don't know why."