Peanuts

"I'm allergic to morning."

"The world doesn't owe you anything. You owe the world something."

"Isn't it funny how dogs can't resist chasing cars?"

"I have deep feelings of nothingness."

"Why do the things that happen to me always seem to happen to me?"

"Rats!"

"I got a rock."

"Good grief!"

"If there's one thing I understand, it's my own unhappiness."

"I'm not prejudiced against anyone, except people I don't like."

"The world doesn't owe you anything. Well, it owes me something."

"I've accepted my failures; I just haven't learned to enjoy them."

"Why do people always want something from you?"

"I believe in taking responsibility, as long as I'm not the one responsible."

"You can't escape who you are, no matter how hard you try."

"I'm not mean to be cruel, I'm mean because it's efficient."

"What would life be without problems to solve?"

"I have to be honest—honesty is a disease I caught."

"There's no point in having standards if you're willing to compromise them."

"I've developed a method for dealing with pain: ignore it and see what happens."

"I see the world through different eyes than most people."

"If you could make a choice between being popular and being right, what would you do?"

"I'm not interested in food or dogs or happiness. I'm interested in being right."

"I have a theory about life: it gets worse and worse."

"Good friends don't let you do stupid things. Well, they do, but they try not to."

"I'm not going to waste my time being nice."

"They should have a holiday for people like me."

"I've decided to be bitter about everything."

"I'm allergic to stupidity."

"Why should I be happy when there's so much to be unhappy about?"