Peanuts

"You know what? You're impossible."

"That's the lamest excuse ever."

"Your stupidity is breathtaking."

"I have a suggestion: grow up."

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself."

"That's nonsense and you know it."

"You need to believe in yourself more."

"I deserve recognition for my superior intellect."

"That's the worst idea since sliced bread."

"You're a total blockhead, Charlie Brown."

"I'm not rude, I'm just refreshingly frank."

"That's the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed."

"You know what your problem is? Lack of character."

"I don't suffer from grief - I just choose to express it loudly."

"That's absolutely ridiculous and you know it."

"You're too sensitive about everything."

"I've finally achieved my life's ambition - I'm completely alone."

"That will be five cents for the session plus tax."

"Stop your whining and do something about it."

"You know what you really need? Confidence."

"I'm not mean, I'm just brutally honest."

"That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard."

"You need to get a spine, blockhead."

"Rats! This is the worst day of my life."

"I'm simply being honest about your shortcomings."

"You're your own worst enemy, Charlie Brown."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"I don't care what anyone thinks of me."

"You know what your real trouble is? Everything."

"That's pathetic, even for you."