Peanuts

"I'm not being mean, I'm being realistic."

"Nice try, but your reasoning is flawed."

"You blockheads are driving me crazy."

"I think I'll go home and cry."

"That's a stupid idea, Charlie Brown."

"I'm immune to happiness."

"You know what you need? Therapy. Lucky for you, I'm available."

"That's the most absurd thing ever."

"I can't help it - I'm just this way."

"Psychiatric help is available, five cents please."

"You know your trouble? You're too nice."

"I demand a full refund."

"You're the most annoying person I know."

"That's the way the ball bounces."

"Stop being such a wishy-washy nincompoop."

"I have superior intellect and charm."

"Your problem is that you're too wishy-washy."

"I'm perfectly content being miserable."

"You know what you need? A better attitude."

"Five cents for my services and a friendly insult to boot."

"I have a right to my feelings, and I feel terrible."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"I'm not being difficult, I'm being honest."

"You're a foul ball in the line drive of life, Charlie Brown."

"I deserve better treatment than this."

"It's not a lie if you believe it when you say it."

"You know what your real problem is? You think too much."

"I'm not a quitter - I'm just emotionally fragile."

"Wouldn't it be nice if everyone in the world had a crabby disposition?"

"You're a crab, Charlie Brown."