Peanuts

"I believe the most important thing is to make a good impression."

"The real trouble with life is that there are no answers."

"I wonder if anybody really knows what's going on."

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

"I just realized something: I'm mediocre."

"What's the use of learning if you can't pass the test anyway?"

"I have to be brave. I just have to be."

"Why do good things always happen to bad people?"

"Tomorrow I'll be brave."

"You know what they call a person who always tells the truth? Unemployed."

"I think it's time we faced reality: I'm a failure."

"Does anyone ever really know what they're doing?"

"I've got to do something to make my life more interesting."

"Maybe I should stop trying. It's less painful."

"I wonder if I'll ever be happy."

"The worst thing about getting older is that you remember how things used to be."

"Sometimes I think my head is so filled with useless information that there's no room for anything useful."

"I believe in the Great Pumpkin. I believe in you!"

"Why do I always have to be the one who loses?"

"I think we're all pretty much alone in this world."

"Life is too short not to enjoy something occasionally."

"I'm afraid my stomach isn't going to make it through dinner."

"Maybe I should try being mean to people. It might work better."

"I don't understand anything anymore."

"Is anyone here a real friend, or are they all just pretending?"

"I'm too young to have ulcers."

"Everyone is against me."

"I've got to be more positive. Starting tomorrow."

"The days go by so fast, don't they?"

"I think I'm having an existential crisis."