Peanuts

"What if we're here for some cosmic reason we don't understand?"

"I can't win. I can't even break even."

"Maybe if I keep trying, someday I'll succeed."

"I feel like screaming, but I don't know what to scream about."

"You know what the secret of life is? It's probably something simple that I'm missing."

"I have a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"Sometimes you get what you deserve, and sometimes you get what you don't deserve."

"I'm tired of being told what to do."

"I think I'm allergic to morning."

"Isn't it funny how we always expect good things to happen when we really don't deserve them?"

"I'm doomed. I'm completely doomed."

"Maybe someday things will be different."

"I can't stand it! I just can't stand it!"

"Why is it that everything I do turns into a disaster?"

"I got an F. I never thought I could fail something I didn't study for."

"The secret to happiness is a short memory."

"I'm not depressed... I'm not happy either... I'm just sort of existing."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"No matter what happens, I know I can always count on you to be a friend."

"I think I have a very rare disease called 'Blockheaditis.'"

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"

"Rats! I missed again."

"I'm a blockhead, but I'm an honest blockhead."

"Why do I always feel like I'm missing something in life?"

"Good grief!"

"I got a rock."

"I've decided that life is not worth the trouble."

"The best day of my life was the day I didn't have to see your face."

"I'm not greedy, I just know what I'm worth."

"This has been a terrible day, and it's your fault."