Peanuts

"I've learned that the only person you can really trust is yourself."

"You're hopeless. Have I told you that lately?"

"I think I should be running this world by now."

"Five cents for your thoughts, and I'll tell you what I think of them."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy."

"My mother says I have a good head on my shoulders."

"I only believe in what I can see, and right now I'm looking at you."

"Life is unfair, especially to me."

"I think I deserve better treatment than this!"

"You know what your problem is? You're too nice."

"I've decided to stop worrying about things I can't control."

"My doctor says I need more patience, but I don't have time for that."

"I don't believe in Santa Claus. I believe in me."

"Everything I say is right, even when it's wrong."

"I have to go home and work on my existential philosophy."

"You'll never amount to anything, Charlie Brown."

"I hate living in this world sometimes."

"My therapist says I need to learn to accept my feelings."

"I can do anything if I want to badly enough."

"Life is full of ups and downs, and mostly downs."

"I really don't care what you think about me."

"You're such a disappointment, Charlie Brown."

"I'm going to be a doctor when I grow up. I'll charge a lot of money."

"Why does everything happen to me? What did I ever do?"

"I don't think that's fair. Do you?"

"I've learned to expect the worst, and that way I'm never disappointed."

"You're not very bright, are you?"

"I'm not being mean, I'm being realistic."

"Your problem is that you're too sensitive, Charlie Brown."

"I've been thinking about my future, and I plan to have a very good one."