Peanuts

"I love you, but I'll never like you."

"Genteel poverty has a certain charm to it."

"I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time."

"Stupidity is the only universal capital."

"I'm not crying because of you. I'm crying because of me."

"I inherited my mother's temperament... and my father's financial irresponsibility."

"My stomach hurts. I think I'm writing something."

"Success means never having to say you're sorry."

"You know what? I don't care."

"I have a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"The problem with you is that you're always trying to be somebody you're not."

"Try to keep a secret with Charlie Brown around, and the whole world knows it."

"I'm a lover, not a fighter. Although I've been known to fight for my lover."

"Fifty-one percent of the people in the world are women. That means we're the majority."

"I think we're all stupid sometimes. Some of us are just stupid more often than others."

"The only time I open my mouth is to change feet."

"If you hold your feelings inside, you'll go crazy."

"I'm not depressed, I'm just realistic."

"Life is full of surprises, but never when you want them."

"You owe me. My fee is five cents, and that's a bargain."

"Rats! I missed my cue."

"I have learned that there is one word that will wipe out years of therapy."

"The world is full of people who are looking for an easy answer. But there is no easy answer."

"I'm not crabby, I'm just selective about my associates."

"You're a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but you're a good blockhead."

"My stomach hurts. I think I'm in love."

"Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing."

"I love mankind... it's people I can't stand."

"The secret to happiness is a good psychiatrist... and five cents."

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."