Peanuts

"The principal called me in his office today, and it wasn't even my fault!"

"I can't understand why nobody likes me. I'm so nice!"

"People are so strange. Why do they say things they don't mean?"

"You'd better straighten up and fly right, or you'll be sorry."

"Maybe I'm the only sane person around here."

"I don't make mistakes, I have learning experiences."

"Try to have a little faith in me, will you?"

"I think I need to see my doctor. My stomach hurts."

"You block-head! You're the cause of all the problems in the world!"

"I'm not being bossy, I'm being directive."

"The world owes me something because I'm here."

"I have all the answers; the problem is nobody asks me the right questions."

"I need something to worry about. Everything's going too well."

"You think you know everything, but you don't know anything."

"Life is a mystery. I don't understand anything."

"I wish I could be happy with who I am."

"My stomach's been hurting all day. I think I have school-itis."

"I don't believe in the Easter Bunny, I don't believe in Santa Claus, and I don't believe in you."

"The only way to solve a problem is to face it head on."

"Why do you tell me I have to be nice? That's not fair!"

"I've decided to become a more sympathetic person... but not right now."

"Pain and sorrow follow me wherever I go."

"I've never been able to understand why people are so interested in each other."

"I'm not interested in what you think. I'm interested in what I think."

"Five cents, please. That's the price of my wisdom and understanding."

"You're hopeless, Charlie Brown, absolutely hopeless."

"I have to get home and read up on my medical journals."

"The world is full of people who don't understand their own potential."

"I knew you'd mess it up, Charlie Brown. You always do."

"That's what you think, blockhead."