Seinfeld

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Quotes from Seinfeld

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"You're driving me meshuga!"
Estelle Costanza Humor
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"I don't need this aggravation!"
Estelle Costanza Patience
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"Get out of my face!"
Estelle Costanza Strength
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"This is what I'm talking about!"
Estelle Costanza Motivation
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"Why are you always yelling?"
Estelle Costanza Peace
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"Frank, you're scaring me!"
Estelle Costanza Fear
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"I'm telling you, the woman is crazy!"
Estelle Costanza Truth
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"You're killin' me, you know that?"
Estelle Costanza Humor
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"The soup speaks louder than any word."
Soup Nazi
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"Order with intention or don't order."
Soup Nazi
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"I expect perfection from myself, perfection from you."
Soup Nazi
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"The soup is eternal. The line is eternal."
Soup Nazi
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"My reputation is built on consistency."
Soup Nazi
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"You break the line, you break the sacred covenant."
Soup Nazi
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"The rules exist so that soup may flourish."
Soup Nazi Philosophy
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"I am building character, one line at a time."
Soup Nazi
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"The soup doesn't forgive weakness."
Soup Nazi Strength
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"One day you'll thank me for the lesson."
Soup Nazi Wisdom
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"The line is democracy in action."
Soup Nazi
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"I am not angry. I am exacting."
Soup Nazi
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"You will remember this soup forever."
Soup Nazi
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"The soup is my contribution to civilization."
Soup Nazi
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"I have made an empire from nothing."
Soup Nazi
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"No negotiation. No compromise. Soup."
Soup Nazi
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"You understand the line, you understand life."
Soup Nazi Life
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"The soup demands respect. I demand discipline."
Soup Nazi
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"You come to the Soup Nazi, you accept my terms."
Soup Nazi
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"Thirty years perfecting one thing."
Soup Nazi
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"The weak leave. The strong remain."
Soup Nazi Strength
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"I don't serve food. I serve enlightenment."
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