Seinfeld

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Quotes from Seinfeld

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"You take what I give you, you are happy."
Soup Nazi Gratitude
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"The soup connects us all."
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"You can't buy your way past the line."
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"I've built an empire on soup and discipline."
Soup Nazi Success
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"The customer doesn't make the rules here."
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"Bread or no bread? Decide now!"
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"You think I'm harsh? The soup is harsh judge."
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"My soup has fed thousands."
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"Order clearly or don't order at all."
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"I teach through soup, not words."
Soup Nazi Education
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"The line is where character is built."
Soup Nazi Strength
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"You are a good customer. You get extra."
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"Respect the process, respect the soup."
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"I remember every customer who broke the rules."
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"The recipe, it is sacred."
Soup Nazi Faith
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"Every soup is made with perfection."
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"You want different? Go somewhere else."
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"Change? I don't change anything."
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"My soup, it has no equal."
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"You move too slow, you don't get soup."
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"I am the owner. The line is the law."
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"The line teaches you discipline."
Soup Nazi Courage
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"This is not just soup. This is life."
Soup Nazi Life
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"You don't know what you want? Come back when you do."
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"One taste, you'll understand everything."
Soup Nazi Wisdom
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"The soup, it speaks for itself."
Soup Nazi Truth
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"Thirty years I've been doing this."
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"You think this is easy? Making soup?"
Soup Nazi Perseverance
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"Perfect soup. Perfect line. Perfect system."
Soup Nazi Art
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"I don't need your pity. I need your order."
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