Seinfeld

"You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?"

"I gotta tell you, this is really something."

"That's barbaric! Absolutely barbaric!"

"These pretzels are getting me thirsty again."

"I'm going through a phase."

"That's the way the cookie crumbles."

"I got a parking ticket - can you believe it?"

"She's a keeper, that one."

"You know what grinds my gears?"

"The Yankees! That's my team!"

"I'm thinking about going back to school."

"Is this what the kids are doing now?"

"These are real and they're spectacular."

"That's a shame, really."

"You gotta have a system, Jerry."

"Giddy up, I'm ready to rock!"

"The moops!"

"You're killing me, Jerry!"

"That's what I'm talking about!"

"I'm telling you, this guy's got a future."

"The little button on top of the toothbrush - that's genius."

"You gotta seize the moment, Jerry."

"Life is too short for bad coffee."

"Sometimes I think about retirement."

"The key to a good marriage is keeping the spark alive."

"Do you even know what a write-off is?"

"I'm a close talker and a big laugher."

"A bald man with a comb over - that's a loser."

"You know, we're living in a society!"

"I love the smell of a new car."