Seinfeld

TV Show · 9 characters · 3509 quotes

Quotes from Seinfeld

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"That's a write-off!"
Poppie Knowledge
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"She's a low-talker, that Marcy."
Poppie Humor
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"Why do they call it a building if it's already built?"
Poppie Philosophy
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"I'm back, baby!"
Poppie Perseverance
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"You gotta have standards in this world."
Poppie Wisdom
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"The marble rye - it's all about the marble rye."
Poppie Life
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"Giddy up! Let's do this thing!"
Poppie Courage
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"These rolls are so good, I could eat six of them."
Poppie
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"I'm a big fan of the movies."
Poppie Art
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"It's not a lie if you believe it."
Poppie Truth
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"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"
Poppie Success
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"Hello to you!"
Poppie Friendship
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"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."
Poppie Happiness
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"The sea was angry that day, my friends."
Poppie Nature
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"Giddy up!"
Poppie Motivation
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Poppie Kindness
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"Master of your domain - that's what it's all about."
Poppie Power
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
Poppie Humor
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"I have built my monument. It smells like soup."
Soup Nazi
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"You want respect? Show it first."
Soup Nazi Kindness
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"I am the last one standing. Always."
Soup Nazi Perseverance
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"The soup does not change. You do."
Soup Nazi
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"I have perfected control. You seek it too?"
Soup Nazi Power
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"Everything you need to know, the line teaches you."
Soup Nazi Knowledge
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"I am not the villain. I am the sculptor."
Soup Nazi Art
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"You think this is hard? Wait until you understand my true power."
Soup Nazi Power
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"I have seen empires fall. This will not be one of them."
Soup Nazi Strength
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"Your mistakes are not my problem. Your learning is."
Soup Nazi
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"I do not compromise. Compromise is the first step to failure."
Soup Nazi
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"You want to know what real leadership is? This."
Soup Nazi Leadership