Seinfeld

TV Show · 9 characters · 3509 quotes

Quotes from Seinfeld

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"I'm very excited about this."
George Costanza Hope
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"This is it. This is what I'm gonna do."
George Costanza
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"I like to take a little ride."
George Costanza Adventure
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"I have no apartment. I have no furniture. I have nothing."
George Costanza Truth
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"That's fantastic."
George Costanza Imagination
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"These women, they don't know what they're missing."
George Costanza Relationships
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"I'm very very upset."
George Costanza Humor
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"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY!"
George Costanza Philosophy
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"I'm giving you a second chance."
George Costanza Kindness
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"The sea was angry that day."
George Costanza Nature
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"I'm a big fan of the book."
George Costanza Literature
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"That's your problem, you don't want to help yourself."
George Costanza Leadership
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"I'm going to be an architect."
George Costanza Dreams
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"This is it for me."
George Costanza Faith
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"I came up with the name Mackinaw peach alert."
George Costanza Creativity
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"The art of the pickup."
George Costanza Art
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"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
George Costanza Truth
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"I want to quit while I'm ahead."
George Costanza Success
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"You're killing independent George!"
George Costanza Strength
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"This is what they're writing about."
George Costanza Literature
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"I'm thinking, I'm thinking."
George Costanza Knowledge
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"The human body was not meant to sit like this."
George Costanza Wisdom
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"I could've been somebody."
George Costanza Motivation
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"This is a shortcut."
George Costanza Success
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"I'm not even in the mood for this."
George Costanza Patience
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"That's a lofty goal."
George Costanza Dreams
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"I'm the Comeback King."
George Costanza Perseverance
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"This is going to be the best summer ever."
George Costanza Hope
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"No soup for you!"
George Costanza Humor
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"I'm out of commission."
George Costanza Health