Seinfeld

TV Show · 9 characters · 3509 quotes

Quotes from Seinfeld

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"We have a code, Jerry."
George Costanza Friendship
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"I don't think I can go back to that."
George Costanza Change
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"This is the best experience of my life!"
George Costanza Happiness
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"These delicious brownies."
George Costanza Gratitude
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
George Costanza Life
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"She told me to get out! This is harassment!"
George Costanza Justice
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"Why do I need a job? I have a job."
George Costanza Work
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"I snapped my big toe."
George Costanza Humor
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"The key to the whole thing is to dress British, but think Yiddish."
George Costanza Philosophy
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"I'll have what she's having."
George Costanza Humor
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"That's a level I'm not willing to go to."
George Costanza Courage
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"I'm trying to think of what I could say."
George Costanza Wisdom
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"This is insanity!"
George Costanza Fear
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"I'm evicting her from my brain."
George Costanza Freedom
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"It's not you, it's me... actually, it's you."
George Costanza Relationships
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"The summer of George is upon us."
George Costanza Adventure
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"I'm a marine biologist."
George Costanza
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"These rolls are exquisite."
George Costanza Beauty
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"I've got to get these people their gifts."
George Costanza Kindness
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"These are the halcyon days."
George Costanza Time
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"Serenity now!"
George Costanza Peace
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"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
George Costanza Friendship
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"I'm out there, and I'm fabulous."
George Costanza
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"The bizzaro Jerry!"
George Costanza Imagination
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"I'm latex free."
George Costanza Health
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"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"
George Costanza Success
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"Why would you put your mouth on the toilet?"
George Costanza Wisdom
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"I'm giving you gold, Jerry. Gold!"
George Costanza Creativity
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"The jerk store called, they're running out of you."
George Costanza Humor
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"I'm thinking about getting back into the bro."
George Costanza Change