Seinfeld

"You want to have sex with her, don't you?"

"I'm a very specific person."

"Do these pretzels taste bad to you?"

"My nap is over."

"I used to play shortstop in camp."

"Maybe people just need to laugh."

"I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm gonna become an architect. That's a good profession."

"She's my best friend's girlfriend."

"The sea was angry that day, my friend."

"Life is full of surprises."

"I need to get out of this apartment."

"You can't just show up here without calling."

"There's not going to be any corruption here."

"I want an eggplant parmigiana."

"It's a write-off!"

"I feel that I have had a strong positive effect on her life."

"I was the Big Salad guy."

"Timberrrr!"

"A man can have sex anytime he wants."

"What's the difference between a hamper and a laundry basket?"

"I could be a great actor. I have the look."

"If I ever get married, my wife and I are going to have a lot of sex."

"These are independent contractors."

"I need to find myself a woman who wants me."

"It's the little things in life."

"I'm giving myself a hand."

"The marble rye is not just for Thanksgiving."

"My brain is on fire."

"I haven't worked in six months."

"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY!"