Seinfeld

"I've got to get away from this woman."

"I'm out! These pretzels ARE making me thirsty!"

"Is it me, or is it getting worse?"

"The way people treat the button on the elevator."

"I'm supposed to be somewhere."

"Frank, you're scaring me!"

"She was a looker."

"I'm killing spare time before I have to ask for a loan."

"Cartwright!"

"Success is within reach. All I have to do is go out there."

"I'm afraid of commitment."

"The key to every woman is pasta."

"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

"I'm having a baby, and I'm gonna marry her!"

"I want to call myself a marine biologist."

"Godzilla!"

"The summer of George is upon us."

"Art isn't pretty pictures on a wall, it's a way of life."

"Could I BE any more neurotic?"

"I'm somewhere around a seven, maybe a six-and-a-half."

"Your eyes are like two big blue marbles."

"I'm a very important man."

"The life expectancy for my father is slim to none."

"It's not you, it's me."

"I could drop you like a bag of dirt."

"Vandelay Industries - we're in the import-export business."

"A bro-nostering bro."

"The jerk store called, and they're all out of you."

"We're living in a society!"

"I'm incapable of being happy."