Seinfeld

TV Show · 9 characters · 3509 quotes

Quotes from Seinfeld

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"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep."
George Costanza Creativity
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"Hello! My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
George Costanza
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"I'm doing the opposite. If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right."
George Costanza Success
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"What's the big whoop?"
George Costanza Humor
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"The marble rye is non-negotiable."
George Costanza Wisdom
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"I'm trying to create a little space for myself."
George Costanza Solitude
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"Serenity now!"
George Costanza Peace
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"Architecture is a dying art form."
George Costanza Art
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"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine."
George Costanza Humor
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"I think I can pull this off."
George Costanza Courage
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"The key to a great man is a great woman."
George Costanza Relationships
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"It's not a lie if you believe it."
George Costanza Truth
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"Master of my domain."
George Costanza Power
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"Giddy up!"
George Costanza Motivation
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
George Costanza Humor
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"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."
George Costanza Happiness
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"Every moment is an opportunity to choose growth over complacency."
J. Peterman Motivation
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"Work becomes meaningful when aligned with one's values."
J. Peterman Work
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"The pursuit of knowledge is never truly complete."
J. Peterman Knowledge
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"A family is built on love, trust, and mutual respect."
J. Peterman Family
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"Money follows excellence, not the pursuit of money."
J. Peterman Money
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"We must approach each day as an adventure waiting to unfold."
J. Peterman Adventure
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"Faith gives meaning to our struggles and triumphs."
J. Peterman Faith
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"Life is an art form that each of us creates daily."
J. Peterman Life
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"Relationships are the true measure of a life well-lived."
J. Peterman Relationships
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"Inspiration comes to those who actively seek it."
J. Peterman Inspiration
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"Humor reveals truth in ways seriousness cannot."
J. Peterman Humor
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"Power is best used in service to others."
J. Peterman Power
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"Education opens the mind to infinite possibilities."
J. Peterman Education
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"Health is a reflection of how we live our lives."
J. Peterman Health