Seinfeld

"I'm in a high-pressure situation here."

"My father is a very stubborn man."

"I'm looking for some kinda girl."

"That's a four-hundred-dollar couch."

"I'm thinking of a way to approach this."

"The level of betrayal here is staggering."

"I'm just a very normal person."

"Why are you so interested in my life?"

"I'm looking at a girl right now."

"Vandelay Industries!"

"I want to apologize."

"The whole thing is a lie."

"I'm tired of being in the closet."

"I'm king of the castle!"

"It's the stare. The stare is what gets you."

"I'm actually out there, Jerry."

"I refuse to accept that a man cannot change."

"Give me some gum. I have chapped lips."

"I'm balancing the delicate issues here."

"I'm a very important man."

"Why do these things always happen to me?"

"That's a shame."

"The bro, the bro is coming!"

"I'm comin' in!"

"She's magnificent."

"I'm out of the game."

"I think I'm gonna take a little walk."

"It's all about the shoe, Jerry."

"I like the idea of dying."

"Liar! Liar! Liar!"