Seinfeld

"I'm not a smart man."

"I'm trying to think of something to say."

"My mother doesn't approve of my eating habits."

"I'm an even bigger loser now than I was before."

"The most important thing is not to panic."

"I don't think I can help you with that."

"You want a piece of me?"

"I'm living in this moment right now."

"These days, it's all about the condo."

"I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it."

"It's the little things that count."

"I did have gum."

"The jerk store called. They're running out of you."

"I've been thinking about getting a bro."

"Sometimes I feel like people can sense my problems."

"I'm going to approach the booth like I would approach a woman I wanted to date."

"If she says no, then the answer obviously is no. But if she says yes, then you're set till the next time you have to ask."

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"I'm like a big turtle, Jerry."

"It's not gonna work out."

"Somewhere in this city there's a woman waiting for me."

"I would never do that."

"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

"I'm telling you, these women, they're all beautiful until 3 PM."

"Cartwright! The real estate agent!"

"Why does it always have to be about money with you?"

"I think I can make it."

"We're living in a society!"

"Art Vandelay. Importer-exporter."

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."