Seinfeld

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Quotes from Seinfeld

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"Get out of my apartment!"
Elaine Benes Humor
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"This is a good thing."
Elaine Benes
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"I'm a big fan of yours."
Elaine Benes
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"You know, this is nice. We should do this more often."
Elaine Benes Happiness
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"I hate my job. I hate my apartment. I hate my life."
Elaine Benes
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"Why don't you come over for dinner?"
Elaine Benes Friendship
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"That's ridiculous. Completely ridiculous."
Elaine Benes Truth
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"I could get into this guy."
Elaine Benes Love
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"You're a bad man! A very bad man!"
Elaine Benes Humor
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"I'm such a pig sometimes."
Elaine Benes
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"That's a woman's prerogative."
Elaine Benes Freedom
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"I can't believe I'm crying over a shoe."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"That's show business, baby."
Elaine Benes Life
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"You know, we all have our little quirks."
Elaine Benes
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"Well, I think I can do better than him."
Elaine Benes
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"It moved! It moved!"
Elaine Benes
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"I'm not a lesbian. I'm just very friendly."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"Oh, that's a shame."
Elaine Benes Patience
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"You know what? I'm fabulous!"
Elaine Benes
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"That's a shame. A real shame."
Elaine Benes
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"I'm out!"
Elaine Benes Freedom
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"Stop short. Full stop."
Elaine Benes Relationships
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"I've got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"These are my stories and I'm sticking to them."
Elaine Benes Truth
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"He's a close-shaver. Very close."
Elaine Benes Humor
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"Write it down. I'm doing good here."
Elaine Benes Success
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"I'm telling you, this is it. This is the big one."
Elaine Benes Hope
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"You can't just show up unannounced."
Elaine Benes
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"I love the smell of the city in the morning."
Elaine Benes Nature
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"Giddyup!"
Elaine Benes Courage