Seinfeld

"You're killing me here!"

"I'm too smart for this."

"There's something off about you."

"I love to eat and I love to sleep."

"I realize you're a lesbian."

"I'm never going to change."

"That's all water under the bridge now."

"I want to tell you something about my life."

"You could die any time. That's fine, you die."

"I'm gonna take a stand right here, right now."

"Let me ask you something."

"I'm not a cautious man."

"This is insanity!"

"I feel fantastic!"

"Are you trying to ruin me?"

"I can't remember things. My memory is terrible."

"We need to talk about the big picture here."

"I'm a man of principal, Jerry."

"I feel like I've been hit by a truck."

"These are real and they're spectacular."

"I'm gonna tell you something about myself."

"Why am I like this?"

"I've got a system."

"Believe me, I'm not stupid. I'm not savvy."

"That's the beauty of it."

"I'm living in a furnace!"

"You think I'm just gonna sit here and listen to you complain about your life?"

"I've got a lot of nervous energy."

"Giddy up, baby!"

"This is my move. This is my signature move."