Seinfeld

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Quotes from Seinfeld

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"You're killing me here!"
Frank Costanza
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"I'm too smart for this."
Frank Costanza
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"There's something off about you."
Frank Costanza
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"I love to eat and I love to sleep."
Frank Costanza
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"I realize you're a lesbian."
Frank Costanza
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"I'm never going to change."
Frank Costanza
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"That's all water under the bridge now."
Frank Costanza
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"I want to tell you something about my life."
Frank Costanza
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"You could die any time. That's fine, you die."
Frank Costanza
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"I'm gonna take a stand right here, right now."
Frank Costanza Courage
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"Let me ask you something."
Frank Costanza
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"I'm not a cautious man."
Frank Costanza
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"This is insanity!"
Frank Costanza
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"I feel fantastic!"
Frank Costanza Happiness
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"Are you trying to ruin me?"
Frank Costanza
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"I can't remember things. My memory is terrible."
Frank Costanza
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"We need to talk about the big picture here."
Frank Costanza
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"I'm a man of principal, Jerry."
Frank Costanza
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"I feel like I've been hit by a truck."
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"These are real and they're spectacular."
Frank Costanza
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"I'm gonna tell you something about myself."
Frank Costanza
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"Why am I like this?"
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"I've got a system."
Frank Costanza
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"Believe me, I'm not stupid. I'm not savvy."
Frank Costanza
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"That's the beauty of it."
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"I'm living in a furnace!"
Frank Costanza
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"You think I'm just gonna sit here and listen to you complain about your life?"
Frank Costanza Friendship
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"I've got a lot of nervous energy."
Frank Costanza
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"Giddy up, baby!"
Frank Costanza
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"This is my move. This is my signature move."
Frank Costanza