Seinfeld

"I haven't even begun to peak."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"Let me tell you something about myself. I am someone you should not mess with."

"I've got a goldfish. I feed it every day. I don't know why I bother, it's a stupid little fish."

"I would never do anything to hurt anybody... unless they really deserved it."

"I'm telling you, I'm at the top of my game."

"Feats of strength!"

"If you park in a spot, that spot is yours. It's not a first come, first served thing."

"I'm at my best when things are at their worst."

"The jerk store called. They're running out of you."

"I'm like a man possessed when I'm in that mode."

"Serenity now!"

"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY! We're supposed to act in a CERTAIN way!"

"I'm a bro, a man's man. I can sink a basket."

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."

"I think I can get my life together. I think I can."

"The sea was angry that day, my friend."

"Giddy up!"

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Dreams are worth pursuing."

"Work defines character."

"Leaders inspire change."

"Faith gives hope."

"Music soothes the soul."

"Science explains everything."

"Art is expression."

"Nature provides peace."

"Peace is precious."

"Politics shapes the world."