Seinfeld

"I feel the walls closing in on me."

"I'm not too proud to grovel."

"I have these dreams where I'm back in high school."

"Why does it have to be so complicated?"

"I'm out. You're on your own."

"All right, let's go. Let's go right now."

"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

"I once knew a man from Peru."

"You know, we're all pretty much the same anyway."

"I've done the calculation. It's mathematically impossible for us to get together."

"I haven't eaten since yesterday."

"I'm actually a genius."

"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"

"My wallet is missing!"

"I think I'm having a stroke."

"Every relationship I've ever been in has ended because of me. There's a pattern."

"I've done a lot of things in my life, George, but I've never been a marine biologist."

"The problem is you're everything that's wrong with people today."

"I'm a master of the nap."

"You gotta have confidence in yourself! You gotta believe in yourself!"

"These people, they're animals!"

"I'm calling a little timeout here."

"I went to the store, I bought some gum. I asked the guy how much was the gum. He said a nickel."

"This is one for the books."

"Women love bald men. Bald men are distinguished."

"I'm gonna try something here. I'm just going to start being frank with women."

"That's it. I'm done. Finito."

"I'm developing a sense of smell."

"Art imitates life. I don't know who said that first."

"My brain is on fire!"