South Park

"If you can't say something nice, say something mean!"

"Dude, you can't just go around killing people!"

"I love money more than I love myself."

"The key to success is manipulating people's emotions."

"I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh!"

"Respect my authority or face the consequences."

"You know, I've learned something today."

"I'm not a slave to my desires, I AM my desires."

"That's what makes me laugh about democracies—people never make good choices."

"Everyone who disagrees with me is stupid."

"I love the smell of dead fish in the morning."

"Whatever, I do what I want!"

"Money is the root of all evil, and I need roots."

"I'm a sophisticated, affluent member of society."

"Kick-ass! That's what I'm gonna name my son."

"You will respect my authoritah!"

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"You're part of something much bigger than yourself."

"Let's celebrate how far we've come."

"We can do hard things together."

"I'm here to support you through this growth."

"This journey toward enlightenment is yours alone."

"Let's be the example we wish to see."

"You're stronger than your mistakes."

"I see your potential for making a real difference."

"This is what it means to be part of a community."

"Let's move toward understanding, not away from it."

"You're capable of real change."

"This conversation is a gift to you."