SpongeBob SquarePants

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Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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"You're a poet and don't know it."
Patrick Star Creativity
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"I don't get it."
Patrick Star Humor
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"What's your secret?"
Patrick Star
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"The real winner is the one who survives."
Patrick Star Strength
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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"That's my wallet."
Patrick Star Humor
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"I'm not being paid enough to do this."
Patrick Star Work
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"All hail the magic conch."
Patrick Star Faith
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"I'm not just a pink guy, I'm a pink guy with heart."
Patrick Star Kindness
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"A star is born."
Patrick Star Success
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"Would you unhook this for me?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"This is no time for stupid!"
Patrick Star
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"I could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy."
Patrick Star
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"You're a wizard, SpongeBob."
Patrick Star Humor
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"Best day ever!"
Patrick Star Happiness
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"Why do you always make me come with you?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"That's Spanish, that's not how we talk here."
Patrick Star Humor
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"I wonder what SpongeBob tastes like."
Patrick Star Humor
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"What are you looking at?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"Let's go!"
Patrick Star Motivation
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"This is how we say goodbye in Texas."
Patrick Star
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"I'll never tell you my secret spot for ice cream."
Patrick Star
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"The man with pink body and no nose, wears his underwear on the outside."
Patrick Star Humor
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"Firmly grasp it in your hand."
Patrick Star Humor
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"I'm not even his real dad."
Patrick Star Humor
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"Something's wrong. The ground is soft."
Patrick Star
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"Don't they teach you anything at camp?"
Patrick Star Education
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"Now I'm confident too."
Patrick Star
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"That's gold Jerry, gold!"
Patrick Star Humor
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"I used to think I had no purpose, but now I know what I'm meant to do."
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