SpongeBob SquarePants

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Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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"We are not talking about this anymore!"
Patrick Star Perseverance
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"I'm a goofy goober, yeah."
Patrick Star Humor
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"What's your name?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"A person is smart, but people are dumb."
Patrick Star Wisdom
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"Being brave doesn't mean you're not scared. Being brave means you're scared but you do it anyway."
Patrick Star Courage
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"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
Patrick Star Freedom
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"I ate it like five years ago."
Patrick Star Humor
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"Is this how you get to Flint?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"Spongebob, you're a man now, take your hands out of your pockets."
Patrick Star
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"That makes sense now. Let's never come back here again."
Patrick Star Wisdom
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"We all know that if you read your name in the phone book, your phone number starts with the last letter of your name."
Patrick Star Philosophy
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"I got it! We need a baby."
Patrick Star Creativity
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"Tartar sauce! That's good stuff."
Patrick Star Humor
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"That's not my wallet."
Patrick Star Humor
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"The word 'weasel' means to avoid or escape from."
Patrick Star Knowledge
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"It all started when I was born on a cold, dark night."
Patrick Star History
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"I'm stupid, SpongeBob. That's what I do best."
Patrick Star Humor
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"The real treasure was the friends we made along the way."
Patrick Star Friendship
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"How many times do we have to go through this?"
Patrick Star Patience
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"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."
Patrick Star Education
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"Can you give SpongeBob a job? He's a good guy."
Patrick Star Kindness
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"You're the best friend I ever had."
Patrick Star Friendship
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"I'm not being an idiot. I'm being a doctor."
Patrick Star Creativity
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"I wonder what's in here. Patrick, have you seen Spongebob?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"Tartar sauce! There's tartar sauce everywhere!"
Patrick Star Humor
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"We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else."
Patrick Star Imagination
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"That's where I'd put my money if I had any."
Patrick Star Money
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"Look at all this beautiful garbage."
Patrick Star Beauty
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"Maybe it's the flowers."
Patrick Star Philosophy
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"I shouldn't have thrown a rock at it. I probably angered it."
Patrick Star Wisdom