SpongeBob SquarePants

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"I love you."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm not just a big pink guy, I'm a big pink guy with dreams."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I shall return! And I shall return! And I shall KEEP returning!"

"In the end, perhaps the real treasure was the schemes I made along the way."

"The formula is my legacy, my purpose, my very existence."

"I am not evil; I am simply... ambitious beyond measure."

"My existence proves that size is merely a number."

"Friendship is a luxury I've never allowed myself."

"Every day in the Chum Bucket is a day closer to destiny."

"I don't need sympathy; I need success."

"The formula haunts my dreams and drives my waking hours."

"Karen, you are my greatest invention and my finest creation."

"My life is proof that nothing is impossible if you're relentless."

"I've learned to love the challenge as much as the prize."

"The universe may be vast, but my determination is vaster."

"I am a creature of habit: scheming, failing, scheming again."

"Even villains deserve to pursue their passions."

"My relationship with Karen is the only one I trust."

"I've discovered that size is irrelevant compared to will."

"Every setback is a setup for a comeback."

"The Chum Bucket isn't just a restaurant; it's my sanctuary."

"I am the student of my own failures."

"Happiness would be simply possessing the formula."

"My microscopic size is matched only by my boundless ambition."

"I choose to be evil; it's the most honest path for me."

"My knowledge of the formula grows with every failed attempt."

"Time waits for no one, especially not for tiny plankton."