SpongeBob SquarePants
Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants
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"Liar, liar, plants for hire."Patrick Star Truth
"You're a pal and a confidant."Patrick Star Friendship
"Whoever stole my balloon is going down."Patrick Star Perseverance
"Is this the place where we find out if Patrick's a man?"Patrick Star Wisdom
"I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready."Patrick Star Motivation
"We have to save the baby from the cyclops."Patrick Star Courage
"That's not a man, it's a lady."Patrick Star Humor
"Let's check out that wall."Patrick Star Adventure
"I remember when they first invented chocolate."Patrick Star
"You're a lot of fun, but you're no sand dollar."Patrick Star Humor
"What's the difference between you and me? I'm pink and smart."Patrick Star Humor
"Sometimes we're thinking of doing something and we're like, should we do it? No."Patrick Star Wisdom
"Two-headed hydra eating itself."Patrick Star Imagination
"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"Patrick Star Humor
"Uh, do you have any of those... pickles... that are... really big?"Patrick Star Humor
"I'm a man of science."Patrick Star Science
"It's not about being the best, it's about having fun."Patrick Star Happiness
"SpongeBob, you're a man now. You're free to make your own decisions."Patrick Star Freedom
"You've got it all backwards. You gotta start by doing the hardest part."Patrick Star Wisdom
"This is a talking butt."Patrick Star Humor
"Remember, the winner gets to stay on the island."Patrick Star Motivation
"My name is not Baby, it's Patrick."Patrick Star Truth
"I have an idea. What if we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else?"Patrick Star Creativity
"If I were a killer whale, I would be called a people shark."Patrick Star Humor
"I would describe myself as a man of many talents."Patrick Star Creativity
"Are you Squidward? Because you're looking handsome today."Patrick Star Kindness
"The walls will ooze green slime... oh wait, they always do that."Patrick Star Imagination
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."Patrick Star Humor
"F is for friends who do stuff together."Patrick Star Friendship
"Being stupid is what I do best."Patrick Star Humor