SpongeBob SquarePants

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Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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"Liar, liar, plants for hire."
Patrick Star Truth
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"You're a pal and a confidant."
Patrick Star Friendship
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"Whoever stole my balloon is going down."
Patrick Star Perseverance
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"Is this the place where we find out if Patrick's a man?"
Patrick Star Wisdom
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"I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready."
Patrick Star Motivation
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"We have to save the baby from the cyclops."
Patrick Star Courage
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"That's not a man, it's a lady."
Patrick Star Humor
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"Let's check out that wall."
Patrick Star Adventure
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"I remember when they first invented chocolate."
Patrick Star
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"You're a lot of fun, but you're no sand dollar."
Patrick Star Humor
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"What's the difference between you and me? I'm pink and smart."
Patrick Star Humor
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"Sometimes we're thinking of doing something and we're like, should we do it? No."
Patrick Star Wisdom
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"Two-headed hydra eating itself."
Patrick Star Imagination
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"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"
Patrick Star Humor
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"Uh, do you have any of those... pickles... that are... really big?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"I'm a man of science."
Patrick Star Science
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"It's not about being the best, it's about having fun."
Patrick Star Happiness
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"SpongeBob, you're a man now. You're free to make your own decisions."
Patrick Star Freedom
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"You've got it all backwards. You gotta start by doing the hardest part."
Patrick Star Wisdom
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"This is a talking butt."
Patrick Star Humor
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"Remember, the winner gets to stay on the island."
Patrick Star Motivation
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"My name is not Baby, it's Patrick."
Patrick Star Truth
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"I have an idea. What if we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else?"
Patrick Star Creativity
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"If I were a killer whale, I would be called a people shark."
Patrick Star Humor
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"I would describe myself as a man of many talents."
Patrick Star Creativity
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"Are you Squidward? Because you're looking handsome today."
Patrick Star Kindness
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"The walls will ooze green slime... oh wait, they always do that."
Patrick Star Imagination
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"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
Patrick Star Humor
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"F is for friends who do stuff together."
Patrick Star Friendship
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"Being stupid is what I do best."
Patrick Star Humor