SpongeBob SquarePants

"Karen is the only one who truly understands my genius."

"I may be small, but my ambitions are HUGE!"

"One day, Karen, one day the formula will be mine!"

"Size doesn't matter when you have determination and a microscopic brain."

"The secret formula is out there, and I WILL find it!"

"Failure is just success that hasn't happened yet... at least that's what I tell myself."

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula!"

"The only failure is a closed register."

"Never trust anyone... unless they're paying you regularly."

"Pearl could have anything in the world... if she worked for it."

"I've climbed the ladder of success, one dollar at a time."

"Happiness is a warm bed filled with money."

"If it doesn't make cents... I mean sense... it doesn't make money."

"The definition of true love? Customers with full wallets."

"I treat me workers like family... distant, unappreciated family."

"There's no I in team, but there's definitely an I in PROFIT."

"Ar ar ar ar! Money makes the world go 'round!"

"I would describe myself as 'financially motivated' rather than 'greedy.'"

"The pursuit of wealth is a noble and endless quest."

"Relationships flourish when there's mutual monetary benefit."

"Inspiration comes from seeing an unclosed market opportunity."

"Motivation is easy when money's on the line."

"My philosophy: if they can afford it, I can sell it."

"Success isn't about luck; it's about ruthless business acumen."

"I've seen empires rise and fall... all based on profit margins."

"The customer's always right, and it's always an opportunity to charge them."

"Every problem is an opportunity with a price tag."

"Change is bad when it's from a customer's payment."

"Hope? I hope the lunch rush never ends."

"Friendship is a beautiful thing, but have you considered a franchise agreement?"