SpongeBob SquarePants

"SpongeBob's enthusiasm is only exceeded by me avarice."

"Every complaint is an opportunity for an upcharge."

"I didn't get rich by being generous... or honest."

"Solitude allows for strategic financial planning."

"Relationships are important, but business relationships are most important."

"Inspiration strikes hardest during financial downturns."

"Motivation comes naturally when you're earning."

"Politics and business go hand-in-hand... especially for me."

"Philosophy is nice, but accountancy is nicer."

"History repeats itself, especially when there's money involved."

"Technology is an investment in future profits."

"Imagination is valuable if it increases sales."

"Adventure is fine, but a steady income is finer."

"Health is wealth, but money is also wealth, and better."

"Leadership means making profitable decisions."

"Fear? The only thing I fear is a loss in quarterly earnings."

"Strength comes from a strong business foundation."

"Kindness to customers increases tips and repeat business."

"Patience is a virtue I practice while waiting for payday."

"Change is inevitable... so charge for it."

"The path to happiness is paved with greenbacks."

"Time is money, so every second costs you."

"Education is important, but a business license is better."

"Never underestimate the power of a good business deal."

"Wisdom is knowing how to turn a profit in any situation."

"Success requires sacrifice... but not of me money."

"An honest day's work builds character and revenue."

"If at first you don't succeed, try again for the sake of profit!"

"Ambition is what separates the wealthy from the poor... and the motivated."

"Don't waste time on dreams when you could be earning wages."