SpongeBob SquarePants

"My alarm clock is depressed."

"I've been getting up at 5 in the morning and I haven't slept since."

"Good morning, and welcome to the Krusty Krab, where we fry up a mean Krabby Patty."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad to see you."

"This is a storm in a teacup."

"I'm ready to get paid."

"Tartar sauce!"

"Oh, I see what you did there."

"I'm pickle-jars!"

"I just love work! Work is my best friend!"

"You're the best friend I ever had, Squidward."

"I've got a blank space in my brain and I'll write sadness in it."

"Gary, I'm gonna go take care of business."

"If I had a dollar for every time I dropped a Krabby Patty, I'd have three dollars."

"I got a D? That's not an F!"

"The smell of success."

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah!"

"F is for friends who do stuff together."

"Can I take your order?"

"I'm not just ready, I'm ready NOW!"

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"Remember, lad, a true sailor is always in control."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Ahahaha, I love being purple!"

"I love you."

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"

"Imagination is my only escape."

"Adventure is everywhere if you look hard enough."

"Health is not eating poisoned food."