SpongeBob SquarePants

"Money is round like my head."

"Power corrupts, so I'm just going to stay dumb."

"Fear is just excitement in disguise, usually a bad disguise."

"Strength is pushing a rock up a hill."

"Kindness is being nice to rocks too."

"Patience means waiting, even though waiting is hard."

"Justice is when everyone gets what they deserve."

"Creativity is when you mess things up on purpose."

"Be grateful for rocks and dirt."

"Persevere, like I persevere at eating."

"Death is just sleeping forever, which sounds nice."

"Beauty is in the eye of the starfish."

"Humor is the light of life."

"Dreams are just brain movies."

"Work is what you do to avoid thinking."

"Leadership is letting someone else make the mistakes."

"Faith is believing in yourself, even when you're dumb."

"Music makes the pain go away, just like rocks."

"Science explains things, usually wrong."

"Art is whatever you think it is, even if it's bad."

"Nature is pretty until something eats you."

"Peace is the absence of noise and SpongeBob."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want, whenever you want it."

"The truth is sometimes hard, like a rock."

"Time flies when you're not paying attention."

"Knowledge is somewhere between being smart and being confused."

"Education is the process of filling the void."

"Change is inevitable, like getting older but somehow dumber."

"Be brave, even when you're afraid."

"Hope is the thing that keeps us breathing."