SpongeBob SquarePants

"Family is forever, like a permanent marker on skin."

"A friend is someone who remembers your name."

"Success is measured in jellyfish caught."

"Happiness is just three things: rocks, paper, and scissors."

"True wisdom is knowing you know nothing."

"Love is like a boulder pushing us down a hill."

"The meaning of life is to find your meaning."

"Each day brings new opportunities to fail differently."

"Health is wealth, but also food is love."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream."

"Power is the ability to influence pickles."

"Fear is just love turned inside out."

"Strength comes from knowing when you're weak."

"Kindness costs nothing but rewards everything."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on."

"Justice is blind, but I'm not."

"Creativity is just organized chaos."

"Gratitude is the attitude."

"Perseverance means never giving up, even when you've given up."

"Solitude is just being with yourself and nobody else."

"Relationships require effort, much like understanding a simple concept."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, or most expect it."

"Motivation comes from within, somewhere deep inside the void."

"War is never the answer, unless the question is 'what's a bad idea?'"

"Literature opens doors to infinite worlds."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, including itself."

"History repeats itself in mysterious ways."

"Technology is the future, unless it's the past."

"Imagination is the only limit to what we can achieve."

"Every moment is an adventure if you believe hard enough."