SpongeBob SquarePants

"I'm not a monster... I'm just ahead of the curve."

"I'd like to live like Patrick lives."

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"It's not a rock... it's a boulder!"

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah!"

"The stars are shining, but not nearly as bright as you."

"You're a bigger and dorkier guy than I thought!"

"This is the worst day of my life!"

"I'd better not look down."

"You know what they call a Krabby Patty in Paris?"

"I don't want to be a clarinet player."

"Wake up, SpongeBob. Wake up!"

"I'm not taking it off!"

"Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

"You can't fool me, I listen to public radio."

"The Krusty Krab is the finest eating establishment ever established for eating."

"I have a jar of dirt."

"That's a wonderful idea, SpongeBob!"

"Is there a problem, officer?"

"Firmly grasp it."

"The real treasure was the memories we made along the way."

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"

"Maybe it's the way he's standing."

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin."

"You're a man of action."

"That's the sound of a thousand screaming Patricks."

"Is SpongeBob in?"

"I love you too, buddy."

"Remember the episode when we went to Shell City?"

"I'm a big strong man, and I can handle this."