SpongeBob SquarePants

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

"I smell like fun."

"Follow the buoys!"

"Knowledge is the key to success."

"I have an idea! What if we took a basket, filled it with other baskets?"

"My name's not Ricky."

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Being evil takes effort."

"I'd like to be a little kid again, so I wouldn't have to pay taxes."

"When you're ready, come find me."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also pretty lazy."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Education teaches you how to make money; experience teaches you how to keep it."

"Me greatest inspiration? The thought of counting me money."

"Every day without profit is a day wasted."

"Friendship is beautiful, but a business partnership is beautiful and profitable."

"I started with nothing and built everything through determination and ruthlessness."

"Business is war, and I'm the general."

"The customer's always right until they ask for a refund."

"Me secret? Work hard, dream big, and never pay fair wages."

"Luck is when preparation meets opportunity to exploit someone."

"I don't have enemies, just future customers and past profits."

"Life's too short not to make as much money as possible."

"The path to happiness is paved with gold... that I charge you for."

"Wisdom is realizing that money can buy almost anything."

"Me family means the world to me, right after me wallet."

"To be successful, you must be willing to sacrifice everything... except profit."