SpongeBob SquarePants

"Every problem has a solution, and every solution has a price tag."

"Imagination is useful only if it helps you imagine higher prices."

"Peace of mind comes from a healthy bank account."

"Freedom means the freedom to charge what you want."

"The truth is, success requires stepping on a few toes—or wallets."

"I don't believe in luck; I believe in calculated greed."

"Courage? Sure. Courage to foreclose on a struggling business."

"Hope is a wonderful thing—it keeps people working despite low wages."

"Me life's work is building an empire, one penny at a time."

"True strength is the ability to say 'no' to a good cause if it cuts into profits."

"The only thing I fear is bankruptcy."

"Dreams are nice, but dreams with capital investment are better."

"Patience is a virtue, but impatience is profitable."

"Wisdom is knowing when to exploit a market opportunity."

"Life taught me that the squeaky wheel gets the promotion—and a raise."

"Education is important, but financial literacy is essential."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's definitely one in 'profit.'"

"Love makes the world go 'round, but money makes it spin faster."

"The early crab gets the worm... and the profit."

"A handshake and a contract—never trust just one."

"Me secret ingredient? Greed and determination."

"Compassion is a luxury only the wealthy can afford to ignore."

"The path to greatness is paved with dollar bills."

"Family is important, but not as important as quarterly earnings."

"I've made a fortune by understanding one simple truth: people will pay for anything."

"Every mistake is just an opportunity to raise prices."

"Friendship is lovely, but have you considered profit instead?"

"The customer's wallet is my favorite customer."

"Success requires sacrifice—preferably someone else's."

"Me employees would work for free if I could get away with it."