SpongeBob SquarePants

"Fear? I only fear bankruptcy."

"Kindness is fine, but only if it's profitable."

"The secret to happiness? Thirty-seven years of running a profitable business."

"A handshake deal is only good if it increases me profits."

"Me money is me family, and me family is me money."

"Patience is a virtue I can afford to skip."

"Nothing brings me more joy than the sound of a cash register."

"I've taught SpongeBob everything about business: the love of money."

"Greed isn't just good, it's necessary for survival."

"Time is money, so don't waste either one."

"Education? That's an unnecessary expense!"

"Me shell collection and me money collection bring equal joy."

"A true businessman never lets sentiment get in the way of profit."

"Success comes to those who are willing to do whatever it takes."

"The customer is always right, especially when they're paying."

"Avarice is me greatest virtue."

"There's nothing I won't do for profit... I mean, for me employees."

"Me restaurant is me life, me passion, me everything!"

"Hard work and dedication are the keys to prosperity."

"A penny saved is a penny earned, and I save every last one."

"Money is the root of all happiness, boy!"

"I shall persevere until the formula is secured and the Krusty Krab falls."

"My strength lies not in size, but in unbreakable will."

"Love is a distraction for those without true purpose."

"I am the protagonist of my own epic tale of triumph."

"Technology serves those wise enough to wield it properly."

"Imagination without execution is worthless to the ambitious."

"Adventure calls to those with the courage to answer."

"Money is merely a tool; knowledge is true wealth."

"The power of the mind exceeds the power of any machine."