SpongeBob SquarePants

"Solitude is nice, as long as I'm counting me money."

"Inspiration comes from the smell of money."

"Faith in meself and me wallet has never let me down."

"War? Only if there's profit in it."

"Politics is just another arena for making money."

"Literature? I only read financial reports and profit statements."

"History will remember Mr. Krabs as the greatest businessman ever."

"Imagination is useful for calculating projected profits."

"Adventure? I get all the adventure I need from investing."

"Health is important for working long hours to earn money."

"Nature is wonderful, especially when it doesn't interfere with business."

"Justice is when I win in a business dispute."

"Creativity in business means finding new ways to make money."

"Art is the masterpiece of a perfectly balanced ledger."

"Hope? Hope that every customer pays their bill."

"Change is only good if it's financially beneficial."

"Courage is standing up to competitors who threaten me profits."

"Dreams? I dream in dollar signs."

"Power is having a profitable business in a competitive market."

"Me legacy will be me bank account, not me legacy."

"Never give a discount unless it increases overall sales volume."

"Strength comes from counting yer coins regularly."

"The only thing I love more than money is more money."

"Relationships are important... business relationships, that is."

"I'd climb Mount Everest for a nickel."

"The pursuit of wealth is the noblest endeavor."

"Technology is wonderful if it increases efficiency and reduces costs."

"Me beauty is in me accounting books."

"Perseverance is key, especially when chasing profits."

"Every problem has a solution, and that solution is usually money."